Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am I speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u know in London dat culd be calling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you didn'teven show up or send a letter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. I would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolishtoo?. I neva hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u money make you buyme Hummer Jeep, u disappear. When am i having my money back?. U want make i curse you
like ur Father.I go pronounce wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to sayis very important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal from me, ur own
friend?. Oboy, ur Father was right
to curse you, you can't escape it if u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur money. For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus wan teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you
have been insulting and wasting ma credit since morning. God go judge u o
Cunny man died, cunny man bury am.,...lol
This is real scam i'm telling you...
Perfect scam. It would be hard to detect that.
LMAO! This particular joke is making me laugh this PM o. 419 won't work when it comes to Akpos.