CAIRO (The Borowitz Report) – In his final relinquishing of power today, Hosni Mubarak was stripped of his title of President of Egypt on Foursquare, the popular social networking site.
Mr. Mubarak was not available to speak to reporters, but did issue this official statement through a spokesman: "I'm being forced to go to Disney World!"
A spokesman for MSNBC expressed relief that the crisis in Cairo had, for the moment, eased: "It was really interrupting our coverage of Lindsay Lohan."
Source: Mubarak No Longer President of Egypt on Foursquare (http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/02/11/mubarak-no-longer-president-of-egypt-on-foursquare/)