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Title: Funny Joke: MFM prayer points for February 14th....
Post by: emezico on Feb 04, 2013, 06:52 PM
MFM prayer for feb 14th....

Feb 14th is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husbands, fiance's, fiancee's life.
1) Anybody trying to hug my husband or fiance seductively, catch fire.

2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire.

3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die.

4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire..

5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with rheumatism.

6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire.

7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire.

Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband, fiancee or fiance in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted.

Brothers and Sisters Open ur mouth and P r a a a a a a a a y y y
Title: Re: Funny Joke: MFM prayer points for February 14th....
Post by: Emmy Baba on Feb 06, 2013, 10:02 AM
You go fear prayer points....Valentine tins....lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: MFM prayer points for February 14th....
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Feb 07, 2013, 04:10 AM
When it comes to this kind of jokes, i have no other choice than to laugh