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An old woman was arraigned in court for murder. The following conversation ensued:
PROSECUTOR: How old are you, madam?
GRANDMA: I am 86 years old.
PROSECUTOR: Can you tell this court what happened on April 1st this year?
GRANDMA: I was in my compound that morning, sitting on my swing chair. Then a young man came creeping up and sat beside me.
PROSECUTOR: Did you know him?
GRANDMA: No, but he was friendly.
PROSECUTOR: What happened after he sat beside you?
GRANDMA: He began to rub my thigh.
PROSECUTOR: Did you stop him?
GRANDMA: No, I didn't.
PROSECUTOR: Why not?
GRANDMA: I felt good. Nobody had done that since I lost my husband 30 years ago.
PROSECUTOR: What happened next?
GRANDMA: He started caressing my breasts.
PROSECUTOR: Did you stop him then?
GRANDMA: No, I did not stop him.
PROSECUTOR: Why not?
GRANDMA: Why not?! Well, his touches made me feel alive and horny. I haven't felt that good in years.
PROSECUTOR: What happened next?
GRANDMA: Well, I felt so spicy that I just spread my legs and told him, "take me, youngman, take me!"
PROSECUTOR: Did he take you?
GRANDMA: Hell no! I really wished he did.
PROSECUTOR: So what did he do instead?
GRANDMA: The son-of-a-bitch just got up and yelled, "APRIL FOOL!!!!"......... I didn't know when I shot the bastard.
Laughing out loud seriously and emphatically.
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