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A Nigerian went to pick his date from an airport with his Hummer car. Read below their conversations:
Lady: Wow, you have a big car
Nigerian: ma sista everything in Nigeria is big o!
He takes his date to a restaurant...
Lady: This place is big!
Nigerian: ma sista as I told you everything in Nigeria is big o!
They go to his mansion later on...
Lady: This is Huge!
Nigerian: A a! how many times will I tell you? Tings in Nigeria is big o!
He leads her to the bedroom and undresses..
Lady: Oh my God! That is gigantic!
Nigerian: Ahhh! I already told you everything in Nigeria is big.. As he enters her, he pauses...
Chinekee! Ma sista, are you also from Nigeria!
Very funny joke i must tell you.
You just made my morning with this one