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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: KingFemzee on Feb 08, 2013, 01:22 AM

Title: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: KingFemzee on Feb 08, 2013, 01:22 AM

Beggar:Give me food.


Man: I'll give U Vodka.


Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.


Man: I'll give U cigarettes.


Beggar: I don't smoke.


Man: I'll take U to race.


Beggar: I don't gamble.


Man: I'll get U girl friend.


Beggar: I love only my wife.


Man: I'll give U food, but first U have to come to my house.


Begger: why?


Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE...!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Mar 20, 2013, 12:18 AM
Which means he doesn't want to ever love the woman he calls his wife. He has been looking for points to use to butress his reason. Silly man!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: Folami David on Mar 20, 2013, 07:09 PM
The begger should also explain why he ended up being a begger. There must be a reason for that
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Mar 21, 2013, 09:15 PM
 Abi o...The beggar has some explanations to make also.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Dec 09, 2013, 09:53 AM
Hehehehe This man just ridiculed this beggar. But the beggar hasn't committed any crime by loving his wife
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 29, 2013, 10:31 PM
Hmmmm ...Never knew it would end this way.
Very funny and fantastic joke.
Will appreciate more.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: The begger
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Jan 14, 2014, 12:35 AM
This is true o but still such things will still not be advisable. LMAO This one is really hillarious.