The InfoStride Forum

ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: KingFemzee on Feb 08, 2013, 01:41 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Akpors testimony
Post by: KingFemzee on Feb 08, 2013, 01:41 AM
AKPORS gives testimony in the
church this morning.


akpors: My fellow brothers and
sisters praaaaaise da lord!!


Church members: Halleluya!!
Akpors: the lord has been good to me despite the efforts of my enemies. Just this morning, i was coming to church wen i saw a mad man
following me.


at a time i became scared so i decided to talk to a policeman closeby. I met the police man and told him dat sombody was following me and i dont knw wether he was a mad man or not.


The policeman ask me to show him d man.. I pointed to d direction were d man was... Then I discoverd dat the man hav passed our standing point going up to his way.



The policeman said to me:
mr man are u alright? I taught u said sombody was following u?

I was embarrased..
I needed help but the help nearly put me into police problem..
So finally i waited for 20 minutes then i continued my jouney. When i reached one corner i saw the same man under a tree with
a stick.. I said to my self.. Which kind temptation is this...


So i decided to stop a taxi. I was waving for a taxi when the man stood up and start
coming towards my direction.



So my next option was to enter a restaurant
closeby. I ate some food there although i was not hungry. I ate and at the same time looked to see if he was still there.



After 1hr of eating.. I stood up. i passed the tree i met him initialy and immediately he
jumped out from a hidden place with the
stick and continue following me. i looked back and saw him coming closer to me in a manner i cant withstand so i took to my heels..
Immediately he ran after me with the stick raised up. He was about to hit me the stick. then immediately
.
.
.
.
.
"I WOKE UP"
Praaaaaaaaaaaise da Lord.
Lols akpors has been booked for deliverance.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors testimony
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Mar 20, 2013, 12:07 AM
What a very strange testimony! Akpos should not have stepped out at all. He has ruined the church's image
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors testimony
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Dec 09, 2013, 10:34 AM
He needs that deliverance and it must be from a very capable pastor
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors testimony
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Dec 09, 2013, 10:48 AM
Akpos just know how to say silly things at reasonable times. He is just a big fool
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors testimony
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 09, 2013, 07:10 PM
Why he even think of sharing this kind of testimony in the church when he knows its a dream? he is not serious