A pastor was with a women's congregation and he made these requests of them:
Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands?
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Ladies: (They all raised their hands).
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Pastor (question): How many of you love your
husbands?
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Ladies: (They all raised their hands)
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Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies before
God? Can I prophesy?
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Ladies: Yes!!!
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Pastor (question): When did you last tell your
husbands that "you love him?"
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Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- "today when leaving the house", "last night", "when we went to bed", "This morning when I woke up", etc...etc..
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Pastor: Each one of you should send a message of "I love you" to your husband right now.
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Ladies: They all sent the text message "I love you" 2der hubbies.
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Pastor said: Now exchange your phones pls
Ladies: They all exchanged their phones
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Pastor: Read out loud the replies from ur
husbands pls.
Below are the replies to the messages from their
various husbands:
1. Is this message lost???
2. Aaaah who is this??? Sori wrong number pls.
3. Am I dreaming??
4. What is the matter!!??
5. What exactly do you mean??!!
6. You need money again abi???!!?
7. Hey! Did you smash my car???!!!
8.The message should be sent back to the
intended owner!!!!
9. To hell Jor!!!!!!!!!
10. I will beat you to death today until you tell
me for whom the message was intended!!!!!!
#Lobatan
Habaaa! This is very funny and reflects on everyday attitude of many matrimonial homes.
HA!! There is no love in the marriage afterall. The husbands did not even expect their wives to send such message... too bad!
This pastor has caused big trouble in this many homes. I pity the wives when they get home cos their husbands won't take it easy
That is very true. The pastor should be held responsible for this. It was all caused by him. Very hillarious!