A Married man Went Into The Confessional And
Said To His Priest;
I Almost Had An Affair With Another Woman.
The Priest Said; What Do You Mean, Almost.?
The man Said; Well, We Got Undressed And Rubbed Together, But Then I Stopped.
The Priest Said; Rubbing Together Is The Same As Putting It In.
You are Not To See That Woman Again. For Your Penance, Say Five Hail Mary's And Put N5000 In The Poor Box .
The man Left The Confessional, Said His Prayers, And Then Walked Over To The Poor Box. He Paused For A Moment And Then Started To Leave.
The Priest, Who Was Watching, Quickly Ran Over To Him and said;
I Saw That you Didn't Put Any Money In The
Poor Box!.
The man Replied; Yes, But I Rubbed The N5000 On The Box, And According To You, That is The Same As Putting It In!
LMFAO! The man got the priest spot on. The priest is obviously a priest for the money