A man was having intercourse with his bosse's wife at her house When suddenly thieves broke in.
The man went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house.
When he arrived home, his wife asked, "why are you naked ??".....
The man replied, "well, i was attacked by thieves on my way home, they took everything from
me"....
Wife,"so why is a condom on your penis ??"....
Man, "well, as a grown up man, i couldnt run home
completely naked. i had to cover some parts."
That was a very sharp answer to safe his head that night. The wife wouldn't have taken things easy at all