On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it & said: "Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I'll call you when I get there".
Another girl's phone rang, she said: "Sweetheart I'm on my way to Port Harcourt for the Masters Degree Form, pls send me Credit for the trip".
The other one's phone rang, she said "Alhaji, sorry I'm onmyway to Owerri for the interview, I'll call you later" A mallam who was man sitting @the back of the bus suddenly raises hisvoice in anger:
"Driver stop pls, park this bus, where exactly is this bus goingto!!??