A guy is walking on the beach when he comes upon a golden
lantern half buried in the sand.
He picks it up and rubs it to get the sand off and a Genie
appears and says: "Master I am your Genie and I am here to grant you three wishes, but I must tell you, whatever you wish for, your wife will be given twice
as much." So the guy thinks a second and says "What the
heck, OK, go ahead and grant my three wishes." The Genie
says: "Your first wish Master?"
The guy says: "I want a mansion built on that hill." The Genie
says: "Yes Master, and your wife will get two mansions." The guy says: "Ahhh, ok go ahead."
Then Bam! That's done, he gets one mansion, she gets two. The Genie says "Your second wish
Master?" and the guy says "I want $100,000,000 in the bank."
The Genie responds saying:"Ok and your wife will get
$200,000,000." The guy agrees and Bam! That's done! The
Genie then says: "Master, Your third wish?" and the guy says:"I want you to beat me half to
death!"