Two villages Akaba and Ijegbo decided to have a drinkin competition. A week to the competition, Akaba sent a One (1) man delegate to Ijegbo to confirm if the competition will stil hold. On arrival, the people of Ijegbo brought 30ltrs of their strongest ogogoro as kola. Delegate frm Akaba asked if he could taste & he was permitted to.He finished the 30litres at once, den said 'This ogogoro is too weak but manageable, wey d main drink?' The people of Ijegbo shouted 'Come oo! U dey among d competitors? He said 'Me ke? Noooo! I no even qualify at all!