Students of a Kung fu class run to their master shouting, "master the bad guys are here"
The master puffs and asks," how many are
they?".
"10, master"
with a growl he says , " open the door"
He goes out and beats the living day lights out of them.
The next day the students come back again and says ," master the bad guys are here again"
"how many are they", the master asks?
"20, master"
"open the door"
as had happened the previous day he goes out and beats them black and blue.
On the 3rd day,the students runs to their
master shouting, "master , master the bad guys are here"
he asks again," how many are they?".
" 100 , master"
"ehn 100! , abeg close the door and open the window make i go piss"