If animals have FB or Blackberry account, these are most likely their status:
Poodle: Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon
Cockroach: managed to skip from some one's foot step.
Cow: Huh! Again they are touching my bosom, what do theythink I am? B**ch?
Cat: my 7th child is asking who is her dad, what shall I tell her??, I don't even remember. And should I tell her I'm going to eat her?
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this alldue wrong sucking !!!
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at Chicken Republic. Love you all
Octopus: I have just refilled my ink, hurray!!
Pig: oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!
Lice: oh poo!! I entered wrong hair, smells like urinal bowls!
Goat : Friends, don't go out, Eid holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Goat's status: " luckily I am haram"
Goat replies: " don't you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year, ?
Funny animal updates...laugh won kill mr die
This is extra-hillarious. I can't imagine how funny it would be if trully animals have their own facebook accounts. Omo Nigerians sabi compose joke o
Animals should not, I mean not be on facebook. That would be AKWARD.
Laughing Out Loud!
This updates would just be very funny if that was the case. Let it just include Human Beings alone.