A LETTER FROM MAMA TOLU TO
ENGLISH TEACHER
Dear teaser, I am greet you but it is not with all
my heart that i have do it. But teaser why, this
ya act is very idiomatic expression. Why did you
give my pikin tolu 3 over 10 in English? I have
crossed check her work thoroughly&have see
that what she has write it dey very correct. So
now, what make you givam this small mark? Ah
teaser, I am dey very dismantled in you, Don't
you know dat i teaser her english day by
night&she has know well well! So why the
shamu shamu mark? Okay, you're jealous her becos in this her small age, she has know what you were'nt know when you were dey like this! Let
me put paragraph.
Ehen, better delete & remark her paper as i dey
see you so oh or else if i come on the two of
december, the headmaster will hear it.
Yours vexation, Mama Tolu