You know u have a Chinese phone
when......
1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of
charging...
2. The phone has a Tv, microwave, torch,nail
cutter, tooth brush, cig lighter
3. Text messages can be written with a
tooth pick
4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg Nokla,
i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang.
5. When an aeroplane passes, it records,one
missed call.
6. When a big truck hoots, it records, charger connected.
7. It has dualsimcards, dual memory cards and
dual batteries.
8. When there is no electricity, it records,inset
simcard.
9. When u post a status on facebook, it
automatically posts 10 more.
10. If u passby a chinese lady/man with its
bluetooth on, it records, new device detected please enter the pairing code...
What else?
Laugh won kill me die...