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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: KingFemzee on Feb 15, 2013, 10:46 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Alpors the interpreter
Post by: KingFemzee on Feb 15, 2013, 10:46 PM
Akpors was chosen as the church interpreter last Sunday.

Pastor: As it was in the bible.

Akpors : As dem yarn am for bible.

Pastor: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.

Akpors: Na im Jesus fall in and arrange for canoe with him pally dem.

Pastor: As the boat was sailing there was a great storm.

Akpors: As the canoe dey move na im yawa come gas.

Pastor: the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind.

Akpors: de yawa come de so tay, kasala burst enter.

Pastor: the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master.

Akpors : na im pally dem liver drop, dem begin hala, "bros e, bros e.

Pastor: Jesus got up and calm down the wind.

Akpors : Na im Jesus tanda, come arrange de yawa

Pastor: He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith.

Akpors : Na so Jesus look im pally dem, shake head, tell dem say "NNA MEN, UNA FALL MY HAND ON PER SECOND BILLING.