TO:Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpors
Subject: Problems with my new computer.
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
we have bought a computer 4 our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to ur notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request u 2 check dis.
2. One doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is
available in system? I find only 'recycle but i own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we've tried alot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Pls rectify dis problem.
4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he
wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when wil u provide dat?
5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, wat abt MICROSOFT HOME since i use d pc at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse & keyboard,
but there is only one icon which shows ' My
Computer',when wil u provide d remaining
items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates.
P.S 'Sir, how is it dat ur name is Gates but u r
selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Akpors!
akpos the comedian