"To hair is human to forgive is design"
"I hate guys with low selves of steam".
"I am a blessing to my generator".
"I am a soccer for guys wit six park".
"My bb charger is no longer walking".
"Anybody who supports this killings is a carnival"
"i tank Gods for d priviLEG of waking.
"Be magnified Oh Lord, you are higly exhausted.
Facebook are known for very funny status updates. Especially the ones from Nigeria. Nigerians are comedians