A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on
his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and
sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says
he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He has a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun
and a mean old dog.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner
asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the dog is trained to grab his private parts and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner?
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the
dog."
This is a very hillarious bear. Too funny for my liking
This is a very funny joke i must confess. Kingfemzee thumbs up to you on this one.
Lol
The bear is mouthed like a Kettle