An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world
was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football... I just
scored."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man farts again
and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker
and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but
to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops on the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides.
They are both not serious in any way.
They are jobless too