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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: KingFemzee on Feb 19, 2013, 12:53 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Akpors and Ekaitte
Post by: KingFemzee on Feb 19, 2013, 12:53 AM
EKAITTE: Why is your shirt having another lady's
perfume?

AKPORS: That querry is rather rhetorical..
However I detest what you are insinuating.

EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me?

AKPORS: I haven't breached our matrimonial vows. Just shared a lift with a lady and her scent must have diffused and precipitated to form residue on my shirt?

EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought you were. Lets call it quits!

AKPORS: You want us to diverge because your nose buds registered a foreign scent? I said I will abide by you better or worse, but this has
surpassed the worse parameter and has
encroached into the insanity zone which was not provided for in the vows.. Anyway, have your way, lets break up!

EKAITTE: Aaawww baby, I was just jealous.. I'm sorry!

AKPORS: I repel your remorse sensations.. Your
infedelity claims have battered me therefore
Kindly please radiate with your belongings from the vicinity of my bungalow at a simmillar speed to light before the personnel of a security firm forcefully does it.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors and Ekaitte
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Feb 20, 2013, 02:05 AM
Akpors just knows how to say silly things.
These words are very silly
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors and Ekaitte
Post by: Folami David on Mar 04, 2013, 01:50 PM
Akpors is now educated o. The learning in that school must've been very fast. See big grammar coming out of his mouth. Akpos is now a professor
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors and Ekaitte
Post by: femifemzy3 on Dec 29, 2013, 09:31 PM
Akpos this grammar is just too much for anyone to understand o. Ur stupidity has reached this level? Hahaha