Patricks Obahiagbon girlfriend's phone rings.
Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention.
Mary: What ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: your phone is ringing.
Mary : iam in the shower sweety,please answer it for me.
Patrick Obahiagbon: hello....
CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).
Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my
cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue.
CALLER: where is Mary ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She
cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone
is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while i'm submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.
CALLER: who is this ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of N100,000 and above? any airtime below that
amount is not enough to permit me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the phone as my
accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend
me better, visit any bookshop near u and
purchase a book titled "knowing professor Obahiagbon, the individual with English PHD's
whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a
cat"..i authored it when I was minister in the previous regime.
CALLER: who are you to mary ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing.....
CALLER: come again ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary's pelvic areas
CALLER: say that again i i don't understand ?
Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary's lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I'am Mary's boyfriend, and who are u ?
CALLER: its Mary's mother.
#Lobatan
This had me rolling on the floor. Crazily hillarious. You rock o
Laugh won kill me die...
this is grammar at its peak.he has a dictionary in his head?
This is just a bad one for Patrick. Now he will have no other choice but to lose Mary at the end of all this big grammar.
He should be careful with the way he blows this grammar, it can drive him crazy o. LOL