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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: MyWorld on Jan 31, 2010, 12:24 PM

Title: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: MyWorld on Jan 31, 2010, 12:24 PM
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye, It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought, Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real, Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive,

On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell, The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

"What may we do for you, my son?" , He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.",

"Very well my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented, The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
"Please knock on this door",

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door, This nun instructs,
"Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway",

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup, He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him,

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 03, 2012, 07:18 PM
Nonsense!
Title: Re: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 07:23 PM
thats bad.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 03, 2012, 07:30 PM
serves them right
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Post by: Becky02 on Jul 03, 2012, 07:44 PM
Vry bad!
Title: Re: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 07:55 PM
too bad. 
Title: Re: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 04, 2012, 06:06 PM
next time if he sees sisters house again he will not think them to be prostitute
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 06:40 PM
the best for him
Title: Re: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 21, 2012, 03:34 PM
A funny joke from u guyz.
Title: Re: House of Prostitution - Can You Imagine?
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 25, 2012, 08:09 PM
Good they fooled him.