Akpors bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'.
Akpors: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Akpors: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Akpors: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Akpors : Can I take it tomorrow, as tonight is the final match.
Akpors : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
Akpors : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Akpors : People consider me as a 'god
Wife: How do you know??
Akpors : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh god! U have come again.
Akpors comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for the compliment.'
How do you recognize Akpors in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the blackboard.
Once Akpors was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be
cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Wow! Akpos will people with laugh one day o. This is a cracker of a joke. One of the best I've seen here since I joined this website. Very dope!