Akpors was walking down the street sometime ago, then he saw a beautiful Toyota Jeep parked on the side way. He stopped for a minute to stare and admire it... Just then he saw a
beautiful & hot chick coming down the road.
(He quickly thought to himself as a smart guy) He quickly moved near the car & pretended it was his ride, he kicked a bit at the front tire and stood by the side of the door.
He could see her staring at him, sure enough she had fallen for him already(he thought to himself.
She walked towards him. He composed himself & faked a call to his mechanic while leaning on the
door. Just then she approached him and said, "Excuse me!". He pretended not to hear her as he
flew big amounts of money for spare
parts.
After a minute she again said, "Excuse me sir!" Akpos lowered his phone & said, "just a second sweetheart, let me conclude my last order" &
continued on phone as he moved away from the
door. (at this moment he was sure she had
fallen for him, he could tell from her impatience)
But just as he moved from the door, guess what!
.
She opened her handbag, removed the car keys, opened the door, entered & drove off.
Akpors fainted!!!
AY did the same thing to TONTO DIKEH in his skit.
Akpos is such a fool. He did not try at all. This is just hillarious as the ones I've read before. Pls keep this up
His antics will forever be deadly and poisonous at the same time. The skit AY did with this was very hillarious.