One day David called his home. The servant picked up the phone.
David: where is my wife?
Servant: she is with her husband.
David: fool, I'm her husband!
Servant: sorry sir, i didn't recognize you, then who is the other man in bedroom with her?
David: how will i know? Listen, do me a favor. Kill the man and my traitor wife....
The faithful servant followed his orders and called back.
Servant: sir, i killed them. What shall i do with their bodies?
David: drown them in the river behind our building.
Servant: but we don't have any river behind our house.....
David replied: oops sorry, wrong number...
What an accidental call. Anymore, people don die already. Wahala dey for the servant...