One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged.
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His boss asked him what happened to his ears?.
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"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt, when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
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"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
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"They called back!"
What a daft employee! The employer needs no one to tell him that this guy deserves to be sacked.