A woman runs into a doctor's office and says "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!"
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The doctor replied, "Show me."
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So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain.
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Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.
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She was about to continue when the doctor said,
"That's enough, let me think this over." He thought for about a minute and said "I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger."
This woman is trully dumb i must say. Who was supposed to realise that first? The doctor or her? Mtschwwww