A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
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"Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients."
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"Yes, sir!" – answers Seamus.
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The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Seamus, how was your day?"
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Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
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"The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol."
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"Bravo, and the second one?" – asks the doctor.
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"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir." – says Seamus.
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"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" – asks the doctor.
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"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"
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"Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?" – asks the doctor.
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"I put drops in her eyes." !!!!!
The main doctor would not be happy with his last reply because he knows what he would have done in his shoes
Glad you enjoyed the joke. I found it amusing myself. Some people can just be hillarious at times
Quote from: Shola Sholaz on Mar 28, 2013, 02:42 PM
Glad you enjoyed the joke. I found it amusing myself. Some people can just be hillarious at times
It is practically the best you've posted so far. We all to see more of it in days to come