A Chinese man rings his boss, "Me no work I sick."
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Boss says, "When I'm sick, I make love with my wife. Try that."
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Two hours later the Chinese man rings back, "Me better, you got nice house."
This is ridiculous. The boss will first of all sack him and then get him arrested. What he has done is very bad
This is the last time he would be better after what he has just said. He can be killed. LMAO