Someone at the Vatican needs to get out more.
According to file-sharing news site Torrent Freak (http://torrentfreak.com/priests-watch-dvd-screeners-while-pirates-download-filth-in-the-vatican-130407/), a lot of porn of a very hardcore nature has been piping into those hallowed cyber-walls.
We're talking Russian Slaves, Whipped A**.. and, well, titles you will always be too young to know.
It's impossible to say who's been staying up late at the Vatican mansion. As The Atlantic reports (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/04/vatican-porn/64015/), it could be a servant or a member of the Swiss Guard.
Still, with a population of just more than 800 people, it's likely someone knows someone who is moonlighting as a randy pirate.
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Torrent Freak took a good long look at recent downloading habits -- and came to an eye-popping conclusion.
Residents of one of the world's holiest sites are, indeed, human.
As the New York Post reports (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/beyond_missionary_work_the_porn_CIJg2IUH7H5PPHuMMHOpcN), they download NBC's 'Chicago Fire,' ABC's 'The Neighbors,' FX's 'The Americans'.. and hardcore porn.
Via: HuffingtonPost