RELATIONSHIP MATA
* Becos u want to impress ur girlfriend, u wan cum act Jackie Chan in front of a furios mopo, sorry bro... RIP in advance...
* On your girlfriend's birthday, you bought her BB Z10 and bought Air Freshener for your mum on her birthday. What can I really say to you bro? I swear a no know as u dey take sleep for night o... you get conscience soo???...
* You are 35+ years old lady and u are ugly, poor, plus u can't cook, can't at least keep yourself neat and yet u kip playing hard 2 get. Pls, tell us how the witch in your village is doing it...
* You've dated black, light, skinny, fat, rich, poor, handsome and ugly guyz and u still searching 4 d right person? Kip searching sis and plz enjoy d ultimate search...
* To all d girlfriends who kip asking 4 money 4rm their boyfriend, u should know your boyfriend can't b your source of income; it's called a relationship not a job opportunity.
* To all those who enjoy cheating, dating is meant for just 2 people... It's called a relationship, not a group meeting...
Good advice for those ladies on "ultimate search", in the name of looking for Mr. Right. ;D
That mopo stuff na real R.I.P in advance for that individual. The kind slap wey him go receive ehn...