WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?
Husband remains silent...Five minutes later.
WIFE: Why are you silent?
HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!
O boy, the man don climb so many bridges b4 marriage....lol
This must be a very bad man. He still had the audacity to tell his wife that. He's got guts...The wife asked a question though