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Title: Funny Joke: CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!
Post by: emezico on Apr 29, 2013, 04:55 PM
CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund christian ministry inconjuction with Bayern Church Of Germany, invites u all 2 a 2-day power packed crusade, tagged Destroying all Spanish Giants & Goliath: Part 2"

FEATURING:
1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humiliation of pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

Host pastor: Rev Robert Lewandoski.
Ministering: Rev pastor & Elder Arjen Robben, Apostle Thomas Muller, pastor Marco Reus & other anointed men of soccer.

Ushering Units :Messi and Ronaldo. Come for a power-packed display as all Giants will be knocked out of your life forever.

COME ONE, COME ALL!!!!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!
Post by: Shola Sholaz on May 02, 2013, 07:50 PM
The crusade was very effective. German teams are through to the final now while Spanish teams are out. Too bad i must say
Title: Re: Funny Joke: CRUSADE! CRUSADE!! CRUSADE!!!
Post by: femifemzy3 on Jan 02, 2014, 01:50 PM
LMAO! As i read this joke, i just kep thinking of this guys as Pastors.  Very hillarious i must say.