Wife: Why are you late?
Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Hubby: No. I was standing on it.
Hehehe....
This is a very ridiculous husband. There is no sense in doing that and having the confidence to say it out. The wife must be furious now
She married a thief! Maybe she should start thinking of getting divorced. The marriage is heading for destruction surely!!!
Creative joke is all I can say. It made me laugh for 3 minutes. Great!
What a big thief this individual is. Standing on it for how mamy hours? Too bad and funny
This is one professional thief
The man must be living in abject poverty then. I won't be surprised to hear that the wife praised him after saying this