Ekaitte was passing by and suddenly saw her boyfriend Akpors withdrawing from an ATM....
As a sharp girl, She immediately sent a romantic text message 2 him; "honey if you are sleeping right now send me your dreams, if you are laughing send me your laughter, if you're eating send me some food, if you're crying pls send me your tears, if you are withdrawing from ATM send me some money".
Akpors replied, "ok dear, but I am in the TOILET now.. What should i send you?
She should walk straight to him and give him a dirty slap for telling such a huge lie. He deserves to be punished for this offence.
This is simple, No girl should have Akpos as a boyfriend!