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Title: Funny Joke: Prayer Points For Boys
Post by: emezico on May 02, 2013, 09:29 PM
*prayer mode activated*

BOYS ONLY

Prayer point 1
My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is planning to use me as a MUGU, God destroy her plans!

Prayer point 2
Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire!

Prayer point 3
Any girl that has vowed that she would never date me, God make her to see me taking her shopping in her dream. .IJN!

Prayer point 4
Any girl that has slept with 5 different men including me and wants to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, God make her forget my name!

Prayer point 5
any girl that is trying my number because her BIS has expired, father God divert my number to kidnappers line!

OYA START PRAYING!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Prayer Points For Boys
Post by: Folami David on May 06, 2013, 12:23 AM
Boys really need this prayers once in a while. The Girls in Nigeria leave us with no choice but to do this all the time. It has to happen...
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Prayer Points For Boys
Post by: Shola Sholaz on May 15, 2013, 11:29 PM
This is multi hillarious I must say. I must really kudos the writer of this joke. Very creative and marvellous....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Prayer Points For Boys
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Dec 11, 2013, 12:36 PM
Hehehe This prayers wont be answered o. There are better things to pray about joor
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Prayer Points For Boys
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Dec 16, 2013, 05:43 PM
Prayers should not be wasted like this. There are better and more fruitful things to pray for. Funny one sha