1. intercourse is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it!), like PEPSI (ask for more!), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
2. If a woman is cold like fish, a man must be patient like a fisherman.
3. When people lose their conscience, they start to look for somebody else's money.
4. Error - this is the right decision taken under bad circumstances.
5. It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
Hahahahahaha This is a legendary joke o. What is this? Pls don't wound me with laugh this afternoon o.
These are hillarious SMSes. Pls stop now else i might faint o. Very funny joke.