I saw this somewhere and i am still laughing hysterically! Please read:
WHATSAPP, Last seen = 1 minute ago.....
VIBER, Last seen = 3 minutes ago....
TWITTER, Last tweet = 4 minutes ago.....
BBM, Last message = 5 minute ago
FACEBOOK update=6minute ago
The HOLY BIBLE, Last opened = 31st Dec 2012.
***God is soaking ur cane in kerosene***