1. A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my last status on Facebook.
2. Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
3. I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Facebook is additive! Sometimes, l check every 5 minutes. :D
Facebook addicts will always do things like this. They can't do without facebook
Facebook addicts everywhere and it just makes them talk about it all the time. LMAO. I cannot stop laughing.