Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian.
MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?
AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?
MUSA: I wan commit suicide!
Akpos stares at him for a while and says, "Abeg comot for here! Who go come return the book!?"
Akpos shuld just sell the book if that is the case and by so doing he will not expect anyone to return it. LMAO