A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...
At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Akpors, How are You?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?
Akpors says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Akpors?"
Akpors says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Akpors! Do You Crave the Special Again??"
The Wife storms out dragging Akpors with her & jumps into a taxi...
The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Akpors Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
Akpos Funeral is on Sunday!