1.They say money is the root of all evil, which is why I'm doing my bit for Africa by not sending any. They've got enough problems as it is.
2.My mate introduced me to a Money Making Scheme that 100% guarantees payout.
It's called a Job.
3. My mate asked, "What would you do if you had Richard Branson's money?"
I said, "Probably spend it before he noticed it was missing."