Akpos was talking to his fiance, Ogeneroi.
He said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
Akpos was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot." :P
This Akpos would surely take this one personal again because he loves to do things like that. He never calms down