Lecturer AKpors explains marketing to his students:
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!" – That's Advertising.
3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?" - That's Brand Recognition.
4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.
5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap
6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!", your wife arrives. – That's Restriction for Entering New Markets
True or false?
All this my be a joke but at the end of the day there are still some elements of truth in it....Very funny one.
Akpos and his marketing explanation sef. He is just not serious.
LMAO