*Lagbaja is the smartest musician EVER!!! Even if his music career would fail, he could as well be driving Danfo or be a vulcanizer. Who'll know?"
*Biko Please If your Sugar Daddy is As Old As your dad; don't Bother joining the #ChildNOTBride Campaign! They already fighting for you, Thanks"
*Are u feeling abandoned, neglected & you want your friends to have u at heart & constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them & travel"
*SANGO can never leave OYO to save a life in ANAMBRA... Not possible... That's the job of AMADIOHA. Moral lesson= Mind your Business in 2013"
* As a babe you can't be using words like 'duh' 'woeva' 'boo' when you have thick tribal marks......Please! Stick to your 'yimu' 'onpe' 'yeee', 'ehn' and 'mogbe'
*An intelligent wife is the one that spends so much of her husband's money, that he can no longer afford another woman."
*You know you're Ugly....when it's time to take a Group Picture and They hand YOU The Camera to snap them
* You can Photoshop meat on your rice and bosoms on your chest but you can't photoshop brain into your head
*Person wey heavy poo dey catch, no dey ask stammerer for direction.
Seyi Law is just one crazy Nigerian comedian. He does things extremely well when it comes to pidgin comedy. He cracks his audience up in comedy shows.
Seyi Law is one of the best comedians this country can boast of right now so his jokes are just always fantastic.