5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Don't Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut... You "Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.
hahaha...this is brilliant...hahahaha
This is more than true cos I'm a big fan of their movies too. Chinese films are worse cos all they do is fight and be violent. Indian movies are better...
Quote from: emezico on Jul 26, 2013, 08:36 PM
5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Don't Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut... You "Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.
What does Nigerian movies teach then?
No matter how annoying Indiand movies are...I still make sure I watch them regularly cos they always make sense with their storylines.
Quote from: Shola Sholaz on Aug 11, 2013, 11:00 PM
No matter how annoying Indiand movies are...I still make sure I watch them regularly cos they always make sense with their storylines.
hahaha...does it really mean you do not find any sense in story lines of our Nigerian movies? :D ;D
Movies can teach u so many things so it just depends on what exactly u choose to learn. Some teach u to laugh!
And as some are tired of watching the movies, some are willing to keep watching. Hahaha