When I went to school I was taught:
PUSSY meant a CAT
intercourse meant GENDER
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG
DICK was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a part of BODY
BALLS meant a round TOY
NUTS meant DRYFRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER
And then I came across all you dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined!
Lmao...This is a very creative one! Had fun from the beginning of the joke till the end. A brain must've been cracked for this one.
Things have changed a lot right now as everyone appears to be 'wiser'